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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

"Weißt du noch, als du gefragt hast, ob ich dich für immer liebe?
 Da hab ich ja gesagt."

- K.I.Z. (via bordsteinpoesie)

(via lieblingsrebell)

when yo girl start using ur slang, that’s when u know u really got her

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

"I thought I was finally over you,
And then you came back.
I thought I finally had a chance with you,
And then you left again."

- You only come when you need me. (via meaningless–poetry)

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"Ja ich weiß, die Zeit heilt alle Wunden, was bringt mir der Scheiß, in diesen schweren Stunden?"

- Tiemo Hauer (via another-day-another-way)

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